1. You find fruit loops in the bottom of your purse.
2. Your DVR is filled with cartoons, hardly any 'adult' shows.
3. You have nothing to wear, but your child has a closet FULL of clothes.
4. You jave conversations with words that are only intelligable to you and your child.
5. You can change a diaper in less than 30 seconds, while they are wiggling away, practically chasing them to finish.
6. You can go to Wal*Mart in sweats and a t-shirt with no makeup on and your hair pulled back, and not care anymore. You go when you can.
7. You know to always pack an extra outfit. ALWAYS.
8. You can talk about 'poop' and not think anything of it.
9. You say things and then, all of a sudden, flashback to when your mom said that EXACT same thing to you... "NO! not in your good clothessssss."
10. You can take a shower, put on makeup, and fix your hair all within the 30minutes of your childs favorite TV program! (something that used to take me much longer!)
.... i'm sure i could add plenty more! Any that you would like to add?
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